Keep your yellow* off of my thin blue line.

*yellow stands for both mustard and cowardice in my clever wordplay.

I hope this brave officer gets the counselling and support he needs to move on from this.

Yeah, they really had some good old days back in the good ould days, not the watered down consumerist crap that passes for nostalgia now.

Did this “joke” come by fax?

We prefer “lifestyle accessory”

I will hand my credit card number over to the charity that gives 5 new copies of a book to any library that has one stolen.

Or even more basically:

• what’s good for business is generally not what’s good for society.

The streaming algorithms have really nailed “perfectly adequate, totally forgettable” content, it’s pretty much all there is.