Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?
Evil Edgelord
You would if you had robot ears.
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can’t post a damn thing here without somebody getting all pissy
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Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ah yes... NULL has been shipped1·13 hours agodeleted by creator
Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.worksto Gaming@lemmy.world•I think my backlog could sustain me for a long time.English7·16 hours agoNo, the reason I started playing my backlog is because I ran out of money to buy new games.
Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.worksto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What is the difference between a platonic and a romantic relationship?16·2 days agoI’ve been romantic with more than a few people, and not shared my entire life with them and vice versa. Not every boyfriend and girlfriend moves in immediately, y’know?
I’ve also fucked a few friends.
Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.worksto HistoryPorn@lemmy.world•Elspeth Beard shortly after her circumnavigation around the world via motorcycle, UK, 1984?English36·8 days agodeleted by creator
Cheap food and the staff doesn’t chase me off most of the time.
Don’t get me started on people that wear too much cologne or perfume 😅
Thank you 🫂
As a homeless guy that hangs out at McDonald’s everyday, this hits close to…well, not “home” 😅
Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.worksto Gaming@lemmy.world•I'm still in full denial, personally.English2·12 days agoIt can be fun if you ignore the breeding and dinosaur related stuff
Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.worksto Gaming@lemmy.world•I'm still in full denial, personally.English6·13 days ago48 years old and I haven’t dipped yet 😂
Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.worksto MeanwhileOnGrad@sh.itjust.works•It's baffling to me that hexbear claims to be the most trans-positive space online while also having mandatory support of Hamas, the Houthis, Russia, Iran, etc. as a core part of the site cultureEnglish425·14 days agoThey’re attention whores, and you willingly feed them.
Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price1·16 days agoI go to literally the cheapest place what the hell
Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price1·16 days agoWhy would they need wifi when our phones have 5G /hotspots? This whole conversation is just silly 😅
Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price1·16 days ago50 a month, you absolute goon.
Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price1·16 days ago50 a month at MetroPCS, it’s not rocket science, and I’m not rich. I literally live on the streets.
Evil Edgelord@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price1017·16 days agoOr just don’t be a broke bitch and get unlimited data, it’s not expensive 😅
Bro, it’s literally the $50 tier at metropcs, since when is this expensive? I thought this was the normal price for a monthly phone rate
Please tell me there’s a YouTube breakdown of whatever this story is.