The machine works as intended.

Robbers are (allowed to be) part of it so they can take the focus, all the fingerpointing, be the big bad wolf mascot.

I wanna see some cock & balls smudges.

Coz you would know lesions lessons have not been leaned.

Just burn it.

*democratic immunity

Ace moment.

If two good guys like those two bros want to watch, I wouldn’t even be shy.

What’s wrong with the regular Santa centipede??

Life finds a way.

You had me at Microsoft.

I too believe the great FSM will lift us all up from the boiling pasta water, as long as we don’t neglect the meatballs.

Art should be.
Much like infrastructure (or - art is public infrastructure, it’s integrated into the culture just as much if not more).

Instead we let giant megacorps carry on their enshitification & blandification via averagificated (now AI) art that costs too much (selling prices are too high, but production costs & profits too).

This cooks the goose robin.

Cool pun, but now you just added puns on your lists of sins, right under blasphemy.

Even mourning people and situations before they are gone.

This kills the king.

‘This’ being horsebutt at great speed.

She can throw the old ones into the sea, buy new ones to feel adequate.

The new human also buys cheap things from the other side of the world, travels using fossil fuels, votes to keep things going on as they are.

Listen, it’s hard to be a plant and not a morning person, I get a sugar rush by the sun early morning, that bright morning person sky bitch.

I can only scheme at night, send my nefarious evil messages via the mycelium network, maybe take a walk to freak out some humans.

Fuck me, one would be plenty