Fingolfinz

I’ll just avoid it all together by not buying one but holy shit that would make me break my warranty so fast to jailbreak it to make that shit stop

I was going to say nothing but I remembered that I did get a vasectomy recently so I guess there’s lots of uninhibited sex with my partner to look forward to

Hammock pouch cos my nads find their way to getting smashed a lot otherwise and it still gives me some room to not feel like my junk is choking