Onion News Network?

I also choose this person’s wife.

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At first I thought he was climbing his pile of gold but he’s definitely fucking it.

I mean, aren’t most images from orbiters and space telescopes heavily processed before the public ever sees them?

There’s also a wide and endlessly customizable variety of web/mobile clients, something reddit will apparently never have again.

e: Federation is pretty cool, too.

He fish too big for he gotdamn teeth!

People have speculated that the culprit could have been a binary asteroid along with the Chicxulub impactor. Even if that wasn’t the case, it’s estimated that similarly-sized (~450 m) impacts occur every 50,000-100,000 years. That would mean there could have been many hundreds of such impacts in the 66 million years since Chicxulub, so not nearly as unlikely of a coincidence as it seems from reading the article – especially considering the million-year margin of uncertainty in dating this smaller crater.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadir_crater

Your pillow was warmer – and smelled like you.

And you think that’s enough?

I blew on my screen tyvm

This must have been from an outtake reel because teenage me definitely would have remembered seeing this on TV at the time.

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Understandable. What’s the most recent one that you’re willing to share?

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This image makes me want to go buy a bottle of Elmer’s glue and spread it all over my palm so I can peel it off.

I’m gonna need more to go on than just a file name. Got a (magnet) link to that image?

I pasted this into a Word document and my laptop burst into flames.