Oh my sweet summer child. Ringtones were in a different audio format than mp3s. Plus, getting the ringtone onto the phone required additional fuckery.

I was about to say, this is some strong Granny Weatherwax energy

Nuclear escalation always leads to great outcomes, right? Right?

When looking at the letters that Ludmila and Eleanor wrote to each other, it’s pretty clear they were also lovers. What an incredible power couple.

What a cute traveling companion! Lucky you.

Did you know that Alfred Krupp, one of the guys responsible for the arms race that led to World War 1, absolutely loved the smell of horse manure? He loved it to a point where he built a house designed so he could always smell it. Wild stuff.

And here I was thinking the perfect comic didn’t exist.

I heard GLADOS as I was reading that too. I loved both games. Took me a long time to beat the single player of Portal 2, but damn it was worth it

I have some dreidel themed jokes, but they always fall flat. Either that or they’ll make your head spin.

Glad to hear it! My wife and I work the same way. She created a schedule for us which makes sure that we each get some down time and a chance to exercise, but I sometimes take on extra to make sure she gets more rest or so that she can go to the gym. We make sure to look out for each other, and it’s great to see you two are doing the same.

I’m also a new dad, caring for a 7 week old. I get that it’s hard, and I hear the kind of issues you’re dealing with. I hope you can care for yourself in the midst of all your kid’s needs. If you want to talk, I’m here.

Just the sort of thing I was looking for. Thanks, internet stranger!

I want to believe you, but source please?

That right there is a prime example of a good dog. Make sure they know it.

Wait a sec…did you use a gutteral Arabic letter to make the tongue look more interesting? I’m stealing that one.

The point of “Messianic Judaism” is to make Jews convert to Christianity. It has nothing to do with actual Judaism. It’s people LARPing to “save souls.”

I’m Jewish clergy, which makes it even harder for me to express my thoughts on Israel and it’s government. I worked for a proudly stated Zionist congregation, and I know without a doubt that if I had been honest with my thoughts on the Israeli government, I’d have been fired on the spot.