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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • “Non-smoking”

    Gets seated at the border next to 4 heavy smokers anyway 🙃

    Also, sitting in the smoking section of the airplane. Like, how insane is that? Not only does it seem like a grotesque idea to light fire in a metal bird thousands of feet in the sky at hundreds of nautical miles per hour. But you also can’t exactly crack open a window. What a terrible experience.







  • GoosLife@lemmy.worldtome_irl@lemmy.worldme_irl
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    5 months ago

    Also, getting your photo professionally shot and edited to make you appear as young and universally attractive, in pictures where your hair has been styled and colored for the same reason, with clothes chosen by professionals to enhance your femininity and beauty, not to mention the resources to use cosmetic surgery to remove any signs of aging.

    Sure, stress ages the body, but so does turning 40. It’s not like being rich just makes you look 28 for another decade. Give me the same team behind this shot and I could make any of you look like this good or better, regardless of your starting point, I guarantee it.




  • Aha, okay, that makes sense. So now you got a working repellant device and a cool gold ring? Sounds like a win-win to me.

    Also, from the other side of the table, I really do know that feeling of seeing the ring and being a little more at ease, even though it doesn’t make any tangible difference. Like, I wasn’t going to hit on you regardless, but now I know that you know I’ve seen the ring, so you won’t assume I am going to hit on you, if that makes sense. Not that I’ve ever been involved in such a misunderstanding in real life, but it’s still nice to remove the question, I guess.