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I mean, I’m a guy, I generally just leave the seat down 99% of the time and pee without lifting it. If there’s any drips or splashes I’ll just wipe it up. But every time I go in to poo or pee sitting down at night I always just check to make sure the toilet is how I want it. There’s no reason not to just give it a quick check.

Are these women just… How to say this delicately… Dumb? Like you walk into the bathroom facing the toilet. You can’t help but see it. Are you telling me they drop their pants and just do a trust fall onto the rim? I’m guessing no. I think it’s a meme and women just don’t want to have to put the lid up before going.

Similarly, ranch powdered baked pork chops are super delicious. Get the thin sliced ones if you can find them

So beautiful

I feel like I’ve seen her before, anyone got a name?

Little Renault Tables we call him.

But… It’s a legume?!

It’s actually 8.5x11 not 8x11.5

You mean 8.5x11

This is exciting, now just to wait until it’s available in my state.

It really sucks the joy out of listening to those songs.

Does it tho?

Really?

Why are you so mentally invested in that song and other people’s opinions of it?

Idk, but we have one 30 minutes or so away. Need a restaurant license or some shit to shop there.

And here I thought you’d six was your back side.

“Nobody ain’t doin’ nothing’ wrong”.

I’ve always heard it more as “ain’t nobody doin’ nothing wrong”

…“Don’t not go there” over “Do go there”…

So many tour guides for cities say things like “do not skip going to” or similar. It’s just a linguistic choice.

Mulva?

I hate this trend of drawn on ridiculous eyebrows.

First they tweezed them too thin, now they are drawing them on with a sharpie or something.

Just, like, leave them alone. Regular eyebrows are fine. I promise.

…the US knew about it but allowed it to happen…

I hear this, and in hindsight it makes sense to say, but put yourself back in the mindset of the late 90s. The US was a fucking giant. The world saw what happened after pearl harbor, I believe it was less of “allowing it to happen” and more of “we were so arrogant that we couldn’t believe anyone would be dumb enough to actually do it”.

Anyone got any idea who this is?

Maybe, maybe not. Just depends TBH.