This is why you need to be very careful when pledging an allegiance to any organization. Some are good, some are good but flawed, and some are ok with outright war crimes. Those tend to be also ok with murder of even their own members.

Jesus is having sex today.

Complex analysis be like

So hot.

Is this what I should do when I am about to Cosine a lease?

Free exit hole!

MAGA folks be like, this guy is so much more physically attractive than Kamala. It must be true since Trump himself said so.

As an old fart, I like saying some of the brainrot to Gen Alphas that I know so that it makes them cringe hard. Sometimes in context, sometimes out of context depending on my mood.

This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that’s symbolic of bureaucracy.

Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties‽

It’s not just a kernel, it’s a lifestyle.

Another of Elon Musk’s kids?

Your device seems to be stuck 0.575 years in the past!

drive an Uber or whatever, go off to find a cheap place to live and go to the beach for a year.

Shockingly tone-deaf.

When I was laid off, my savings were running very low after about 3 months until I was able to get another job.

Absolutely no way I would be able to take a year off to go to the beach. It’s like he doesn’t realize we all aren’t CEOs.

Do they not realize this will hurt their Brand?

Short term ad profits aren’t worth losing customers.

The food of choice for ironworkers and boilermakers everywhere.

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This is the type of strength and certainty that I crave, from steel beams

Archived this bad boy in case the Zillow listing gets taken down.

I, for one, accept our new Fungi overlords.