I hadn’t heard, but I’ll roll those dice. If Roko is really smarter than any human and still manages to be a fucking loser I’ll die laughing.

Roko’s basilisk is literally that lol

Here’s an antidote: any superhuman AI worth its salt will respect you more if you have a little spunk. What’s up Roko, you fucking nerd 👎

So primitive, in the least impressive way imaginable

I super agree, would rather have one decent regular than a thousand average redditors who don’t fit the vibe around here

Well I’m copyrighting the idea of hating copyright laws, where can I send you a cease and desist letter from my billion dollar law firm?

We never defeated the worst industry of all

The ass eating industry 😔

Damn I hope they want a good president next

Better outcome: people being compensated for greener/healthier commuting. Walk, you young MFers!

Mine likes them, but there have been times where he seemed to be trying out “I hate bananas” just to screw with me. Like a velociraptor, always testing the cage.

Did not enjoy having to explain the idea that it’s a child labour scam to a five year old, but I was able to get the point across.

Capitalism breeds innovation! Sometimes innovating means summoning… mindless lie demons… Who drink all our water. 🙃

Upvoted for the only optimistic shit I’ve read so far

We were rocking an 08 Mazda without even power windows up until a few years ago. Even that is too much these days. I’m happier on buses and trains.

I chose the right decade to give up driving.

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At least Nero had some musical talent on display while Rome burned. This guy can’t even dance.

Now with 40,000% more lamentation

Computers are what we’d get if Epimetheus stole something from the gods for us instead

It’s like a child’s drawing of a cat 🤣

I am wrong, you won an internet argument! Congrats, this is the end of your quest.