Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

They also remove the responsibility of paying residuals.

Either way at it, they fuck the public twice.

Isn’t business great!

Let’s add Cheers to this list.

I grew up in the middle of nowhere USA, in a place where my nearest neighbor was a mile away.

Will images like this ever not give me massive anxiety?

Use the debt’s gravity well to slingshot into the stratosphere!

Haunted by the ghost of a rice cracker

That’s just perfect imagery.

This meme is the most those people have ever actually contributed to society as a whole.

And that big blue chair eats Cypher?

Boomer humor.

Was part of the humor of the past “lol things are hard to understand” or does it just seem that way?

Maybe it was the lead.

Capitalist making decisions based only on increased ROI?

Say it isn’t so.

Fuck I hate this “single goal” system.

So fucking short sighted.

He was pretty awesome in every role.

The Batman Behind was elevated by his performance.

This.

People are inherently irresponsible. Dog owners, not all but many, simply think having the animal makes it a pet.

Call that motherfucker out on his irresponsible behavior not tending his own animal.

Read all the text at once. It’s writing a song.

Use them as envelopes for letters.

Owners pockets only have an in door, no out door.

Your money becomes their money.

How DARE you remind me I can see my nose.

And I can see that strange colored spot too.

Thanks.

So much.

You’re amazing.

I was just thinking it would be incredibly fun to paint.

Crushed up clear hard candies in their shower head.

It’s because their logic isn’t about what they claim it’s about.

It’s about control.