I imaginge this like a fallout video game where you have low intelligence and slightly higher charisma. You forgot the part where they are all voiced from his speeches saying things like: “I am smart because my uncle was a professor at MIT.”

“This hurricane was the wettest in terms of water”

“Covfefe”

“I’m treated worse than Aberham Lincoln, by the press”

“This country is doing well, in so many ways, but there’s such divisiveness.”

“When youre a star, they let you do it. Grab them by the pussy”

“There were many fine people on both sides.”

“There are things we can do with light, that kill the virus instantly. Bleach also seems like a good idea”

There are a lot of quotes that would make the dumbest dialog possibilities in a Fallout like VG

I’ve been playing Another’s Crabs Tresure. It’s a souls like but you’re a crab. It’s been pretty fun and challenging so far. Never been a souls fan but a new game at $30 is hard to pass on

It was pretty easy when they didn’t care. The challenge is faking you care still, while actively looking for a better place.

Recently switch companies bc my boss said,“I dont know what you did this year and can not give you a raise.” I went into what I did, but he said it was too late.

Ive been to the state fair. TX with never rise again with that amount of deep fried butter

I wish it included the public and was in TX. Id be challenging the fat, cuck, dumbass, walmart wolverine, traitor Raphael crust to a duel

I recall at a place I used to work. There was an older guy who drove a similar monstrosity to work, GMC 6500… maybe. Im 6’3" and could easily walk under the mirrors.

I noticed after about a week that it hadn’t moved. Finally, I got curious after 3 weeks of seemingly no movement from it and asked around.

Apparently, the guy that owned it, was climbing in to leave and fell backward out of it. Spent 2-3 months in the hospital recovering. No one needs one of these things

I am a firm believer that the only draft pick that would have saved the Dallas Cowboy’s was Jerry Jones by the Vietnam draft