fruit salad with marshmallows, macaroni and mayonnaise?

none of these words should be that close together

Nah that one’s just as shit, just with a liberal twist.

on the other hand, I got banned from /c/worldnews@lemmy.world and I don’t even know why

Europe don’t use Huawei.

Not anymore, but my 3 previous phones were all Huawei.

Don’t tell the Vikings I guess

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinland

The thing is 5 years old so that’s hardly surprising. I just googled 65 inch monitor and this was the first hit.

Here’s 65 inch for you

Here you go.

“I’m a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk”

I see no flaws in his logic.

I really don’t want AI in charge of anything important in my phone or in anything in my life really.

How does the guy getting ass fucked get satisfied with an orgasim

Have you heard of the prostate?

Cringe comes from the Old English word “cringan” which means to give way or to bend, which is exactly what your body does when you cringe because of an awkward situation. Demographic (Who Uses This Word). Today, the young and old use the word cringe, since it has been popularized by Gen Z on social media. It is now used as an expression when faced with an awkward situation.

No

she was just mad that her privileges were distributed fairly for once

Can’t do wheelies when you’re walking.

Nah, that’s fair.

Cat.

I personally found Sex Chess pretty hilarious.

My life, nowadays: