Imagine the age gap relationship posts that we’d see in the LOTR universe.

I feel like if I ever have twins, I’m going to stress about that more than is necessary. Like, documenting freckles or using a sharpie or something.

Mine do a little “brrrup?”

Is that universal?

So anyone want to take a guess at the dimensions of the giant “fuck /u/spez” ?

Now the real question is: what are you going to edit this title to to make the commenters sound crazy?