A family member had this “infamous” email chain. The subject was good, not spammy or obvious, but generic enough to be innocuous.

Length was perfect. Layers of FWDs, pages of them. Enough that you scroll to the point that you’re about to give up, but can’t.

At this point you’re not really even paying attention to the email, you’re just sadistic enough to have to reach the end of the email…

That’s when you look back at the email & there’s a woman goatse’ing you with an apple up her butt.

Well that stinks. Tried to rip it & post it, but here’s a link.

Found It!

Do you have the glitched version that removes his nose?

but it would be hilarious if they both talked in their sleep.

At the time, it was video editing. I went to film school & was a post production supervisor for 15 years in LA.

Having a laptop I could edit on & just knowing how to use Final Cut, gave me a major leg up starting my career.

I knew more about nonlinear editing than most of the post staff as a production assistant, because Avid made it too cost prohibitive for prosumers & students with their proprietary hardware.

Then Apple pooped out FCPX & gave Avid/Adobe the market back.

Still stuck with Apple though, just really fell into the environment & have been able to keep everything moving rather seamlessly.

That’s really cool! Thanks for sharing. Visiting the gardens was my first experience with this flower.

I still have my Grandpa Fucking Space Shuttle shirt from Engrish floating around somewhere.

“You know you’re just the rudest man! The rudest man!”

No, didn’t hurt the mom. Baby & mom reunited after pics.

Beautiful… just beautiful

…and now all I can think about is Warren, from There’s Something About Mary, chasing an armored knight Ted around yelling, “BANGERS & MASH!!! BANGERS AND MASH!”

Now I kinda want to know what constitutes medieval truck nuts…

Sir Edmond of The Rusty Dongs: “Oi, fit bird, I wanna take you 'ome and give you a ride in me full kit until you come down with the rusty nail and Jack the Ripper.”

He has managed not to expose himself to any reporters, so far. For whatever that’s worth.

I guess that means he’s still outperforming his predecessor, but… wtf… Green Bay? That’s twice?

Kinda makes you wonder what fuckery Fields will bring to the table.

Disco.

…but before you answer, let me introduce you to out, gay linebacker, Carl Nassib.

Go ahead Harrison. Share those views with Carl. No. No helmets or pads now.

Just you, Carl, & your oh so important views on homosexuality.

I have a pic like this from a sulcata tortoise! She was just wandering around my neighborhood one afternoon, had apparently escaped her enclosure.

I had it set as my desktop at one point. One of my coworkers at the time, who was few screws short of osha standards, was staring at one day when I came back to my desk.

She goes, “Is that the Balkans?”

This happened over a decade ago & I still have no idea where that came from…

Looks like some of the kids built her a nice protective ring of rocks around the nest?

Big fan of this person, who looks like they died in the middle of birthing the three stooges…