So, what are you gonna do, Mollari? Blow up the island?

Hi, my name is Gabe Newell and I’ll teach you how to count to ten:

1, 2

That thing is about to evolve into a Giant Unidentified Life Form

Citizen.

Besides, I ain’t givin’ it to him. I’m buyin’ somethin’ for my money. Wanna know what I’m buyin’ Ringo?

PUMPKIN What?

JULES Your life. I’m givin’ you that money so I don’t hafta kill your ass.

You mean it’ll fossilize?

But think of all the lives that were saved by advertisements!

Devotion to Duty

Whatcha got there?

A walkie-talkie.

Oh look, there’s an eagle in the picture. I was distracted by the big red arrow at first.

It’s project Orion all over again. The rocket will dump whistleblowers out back and nuke them as a means of propulsion.

Do we need a c/crittersoncapybaras?

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I would suggest all the domain squatters should be legally required to use that TLD.

Jaques! I told you to acquire a trench coat for the undercover operation.

Dsd, this meme is some raw ape snd.

Thsnks

The disguise’s flaw was that both eyes were located inside the face.