I love explaining things.

Bottoming Out is hitting the cervix. I’ve heard people use it for complete insertion of the dick, tangling pubes so to speak, but they’re wrong.

Yes, position is a factor. The vagina is oriented on an angle, if you imagine drawing a line from the opening to the base of the spine, though it is flexible and can move around quite a bit amongst all the loose, squishy stuff in there. Since the majority of the nerves are concentrated at the “front,” positions with the penis coming at you from behind can put a lot more pressure on the feely parts.

Thank you but I regret everything. But thank you.

I had to amend my will because of this.

If my corpse doesn’t get shoved into the crematorium slathered in dorito juice I’m gonna screech cosmic truths in the nightmares of my loved ones.

I’m talking (mostly) out of my ass here, but it’s probably because calling them “child sex dolls” might be seen to normalize the concept of sex with children. Since AI child porn is illegal, makes sense that a child sex doll is, too.

edit: Looks like there’s a thing in Australian law where they are legally considered sexual abuse material.

I don’t think either of us are saying it should happen. It was more of a tongue in cheek joke about how paedophiles are being used to justify censorship, identity politics and restrict freedoms.

I’m too lazy to look it up at the moment but some governments were looking into ways to tag everything made on a 3D printer so it could be traced back to an owner, but that was because of ghost guns. I don’t agree with that, either.

This is a good point. I used to share a studio with an entrepreneur who 3D scanned people’s parts to make home printed molds for custom candles.

Where did you find these wolves? So I can avoid them.

With manufacturing becoming more decentralized it’s only a matter of time before people can print their own.

It’ll probably be used as a reason to license and monitor 3D printers.

Don’t get me started on paedo bait anime.

I used to help moderate a porn app, had to leave for my own sanity. Got hard to tell if I was blocking legit perverts or people so isolated and brain rotted they forgot what an adult woman was supposed to look like. Too much darkness either way.

More information from Australia, if anyone’s as morbidly curious as I was. Do not click unless you crave depression.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-26/child-sex-dolls-sold-on-temu-and-shein/105636720?future=true

A few things could be happening here.

1. Vaginas lose elasticity as people get older. But this wouldn’t explain depth.

2. You and your partners could have subtly learned better techniques for your bodies. I used to get cervical trauma way more when I starfished with spry young jackhammers.

3. Nerves. Women who are used to sex know how to relax and how to get themselves in the mood.

4. Size of the woman doesn’t indicate the size of the vagina. Just like dudes and dick size.

5. Small sample group/cognitive bias. You haven’t slept with enough women or taken proper notes, so your anecdote might be incorrect.

I don’t think in terms of big/small anymore. As a teenager I thought anything longer than 6" was big. I’m wiser now.

Vaginas are super elastic, all different, and tightness/depth can vary by mood, age, exercise and time of the month — the cervix lowers during a period, so a cozy dick on one day might bottom out on another. Because it shapes to whatever’s in it, even a 4" dick can be “felt” all around. Nerve density varies by the part, too, so a 5" dick that hits the good bits feels like more than 7" in-and-out.

Plus, there’s girth and shape to consider. A curve feels bigger because of geometry, putting more pressure on the sides. There’s more friction with a circumsized penis (not always a good thing,) and a prominent glans drags on the downstroke (a good thing.)

How it feels comes down to penis owners knowing how their dick works and communicating.

Almost any political entity can give a title. Maybe we can get an small incorporated town, academic institution or church to bestow one.

Sir Kiddy Diddler is good, but it implies knighthood and that’s a whole thing. Someone could give him an honorary doctorate in Kiddy Diddling, the only question is whether that falls under science or arts.

Yes! This is called 5BX if anyone wants to look for books and modern resources. There are apps for it, too.

Those are very small condoms. Are we sure they’re not for the pokemon?

No you’re nice.

This is how I feel about windchimes. Take them the fuck inside and put em in front of a fan if you need to hear tinkly sounds all the goddamn time.

Lawyers and judges saw a lot of dicks during covid when everyone had to learn how to video chat for court.

Everything from the accused laying in bed, in pajamas, with a bowl of cereal and a blunt, to mirrors betraying whole-moon asses, to a guy being charged with improper storage of a firearm with shotgun leaning against the wall behind him.