this feels like its out of Where the Sidewalk Enda by Shel Silverstein

that was my thought as well. I assume most of them to be duds. hell, the relabeled Chinese hand-me-downs the Russians are using don’t work either.

What could be more American than making merchandise to amplify a historic event?

I have nipples @jarfil@beehaw.org , could you milk me?

Ahem, the right to manbearpig. Whatever that means…

I worked for a company that made a UVC light system for sterilization. The amount of safety you have to build in so people wont nuke themselves makes them hard to use.Also, the bulbs we used were delicate and had issues constantly.

My list is as goofy as ever.

Ugh. I love it. Why is it in Kansas?