That line was really funny. The first time we heard it. Many years ago.

The problem isn’t Israelis. The problem isn’t Palestinians. The problem is assholes.

“And then it got worse” is practically the Russian national motto.

“human capital management”.

Which ones?

Over and over again…

*unless they worship MegaChrist

Of course, sorry, I’m high as fuck right now.

I wish there were people nip!

Never trust a grown man in a bowtie.

Try funnier jokes?

Twitter is dead.

True. And more importantly, what the fuck do I know?

I belive they’re actually brown-eyed susans.