I need to get started on my fallout shelter

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No lark’s tongues?

Can I just have one thing without a fucking chatbot?

I wonder where Altman gets his drugs. Can someone hook me up?

He’d be pushing up the daisies if you hadn’t nailed him to the perch!

Not the Onion?

We all left Digg for Reddit due to Digg going to shit then we left Reddit because it went to shit, now here we are in the Fediverse. Hopefully it won’t turn to shit.

Finally, a token white guy

They want to see the mark of the beast, and the Antichrist, and the apocalypse so the end times will come and Jesus will take them all to heaven and burn their enemies in eternal damnation.

I’m about ready to cancel my internet and buy a book. Maybe even go outside.

I’ve never understood how a redneck prepper thinks he’s going to protect himself with a bunch of guns from a government that has millions of soldiers, tanks, machine guns, sidewinder misses and nuclear weapons.

Guns don’t kill people. People with guns kill people.

Ftfy

Obviously playing with his pussy

First, killer bees, then murder hornets and now radioactive wasps.

My hero

Would you please fuck off?

You first, buddy

ID10T

“He taught us about tolerance and forgiveness. A lesson so important, his most ardent followers would eventually start killing anyone who didn’t wanna believe it”

—Philomena Cunk