Klear

Y tho…

Me and my friend used to play a game where one of us would say “X is like Y” and the other one had to quickly come up with some justification. Very occasionally a profound one, usually it was profoundly stupid.

We were inspired by this sketch.

HAM :3

…yes…

Freedom of speech is not a legal term outside of USA. It’s a concept.

You’re conflating the philosophical concept of freedom of speech with the first amendment of USA’s constitution.

At hostpital, lost fingat!

I’m guessing shooting at any other point would produce similar results.

Yeah:

It’s a question that has puzzled both philosophers and neuroscientists for decades, but has proved notoriously difficult to answer

No, dumbass. It was always obvious it’s unknowable.

She might have to… wait for it…

Finally, freedom!

…which is why he won’t ever say it. The bastard.

I’m a fan of light nanosecond, which works out to roughly 30 cm.

That sounds like Strong Bad’s alter ego.

I was originally guessing 1 and 5 being MAGA, not tankies. You say I was closest, but I think that actually qualifies as being the farthest I could have been.

Chat GPT is excellent at mimicking how dumb people talk.

Pilf

Third reason - you shouldn’t worry but you still do…

Aren’t you a glass is 70% empty guy!

DarkviperAU also mentioned it.

1, 2 and 5? I don’t think I ever saw a tankie saya trump derangement syndrome.

Edit: Wait, two are supposed to be tankies, so this doesn’t work. Damn, this is hard!