Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

Congratulations on your reverse virgin birth!

Nothing escapes the Belgian Malinois.

And this was the day I stopped sleeping like … forever.

Netflix might do, we’ll find out soon enough. I’m looking forward to it, but I’m anxious they’ll fuck up as well.

Cabbage guy spin off?

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

🥬

Oh sorry that’s my cabbage haha

My cabbages! 😭

It’f pronounfed teetf

I have a beard, it’s not as I would have any secrets.

Basically anything I enjoy except cooking. They’re not the biggest tech/photography/software/3d printing/… enthusiasts.

I didn’t need the reminder but I like it and I love the burn. What an idiot.

Those candies taste like shit :-|

I have one old Philips whatever they were called lamps that I can’t connect to home assistant. The rest I moved away from the bridge. I think I’ll just let go of that lamp.

Maybe this is why I like it. Maybe not.

Never lay your eyes on spring boot then.

/* This works because there's a bean with a specific name and a 
specific dependency that doesn't even share the same namespace. 

I don't know what it does, I think it's dark magic. 
Don't refactor any of this! */

Hmmm, sardines…

Jizz splinters?

Yeah thanks. You just made the top spot on my naughty list. No presents from me, pal!

Those eyes creep me out

I have that weird shit all the time. Not with self harm exclusively, but for example very graphically imagining how I’d accidently slip and being hit by a truck or something like that.

Turn it off please, I don’t like.