If we end capitalism then human life has intrinsic value again instead of a sticker price

He still has half the voters in the US sucking his dick.

Republicans could be made to contort their minds to accept anything, even that Russia is our new ally and we’re sending them aid to fight communism or something.

They’ll cheer

On my 21st every guy at the bar got me a different shot.

I don’t remember much but I made it home and turned myself inside out.

I didn’t want to get too drunk ever again

Yeah but their eggs don’t have salmonella and bird flu.

If you want that in there you gotta pay extra

This is awesome. :3