I’ve been that employee at a busy grocery store. I was supposed to be one of three people who managed the tags. Due to a lack of funds, I was always the only one. Not fun.

Turn a traffic citation into an arrest warrant with this one simple trick!

Sounds like you did the right thing! Glad Kevin is out there living his best life.

It’s always a day away, isn’t it?

Fascists: “We reject your reality and substitute our own!”

Dude, that’s a chicken…

They’re referencing the Fallout video game franchise. There’s a government referred to as the New California Republic, and their flag has a bear with two heads. Two-headed creatures mutated by radiation is kind of a running joke in the Fallout universe.

Don’t forget the absurdly bad re-release of Warcraft 3!

Not saying you’re wrong, but do you have any reason or evidence you can cite as to why you believe this? Like, my two cats cuddle up in some remarkably goofy, and sometimes uncomfortable looking, positions. No sedatives required.

:P

Khajit has many fine wares!

He’s trained you well!

I shot the boughs with my bow and then gave a bow to my beau!

I can’t think of anything more useless than that “Cancel” button.

Wait, you guys have friends?

It’s fascinating how authoritarians demand respect, but throw fits over such petty symbols. “Our DIVINELY chosen, absolutely perfect leader’s own son was killed while DEFINITELY NOT cooking with eggs. How dare ANY true citizen take pride in making such a VULGAR dish?! Egg fried rice shakes the very foundations of our flawless, unshakable regime!”

Oh, Jack of the pillow, what is your wisdom?

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West has been confirmed ‘whelmed’ by the intense slamming

The Super Mario Bros. Movie that came out earlier this year. It’s a fun kids movie with a lot of classic Nintendo nostalgia.