probably something like this
probably something like this
Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more
One of them’s on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who’s the better lockpick. This is a Heist.
“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”
“What makes you say that?”
Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.
…you live in Australia, don’t you
Well, first you’d have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many “save-file buttons,” and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight
repentant thieves
Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all
“And what do you see in there, Doctor Kitty? 😆”
“I see a lab assistant that hasn’t loaded up any slides.”
"Oh, uh…”
“I swear, if I was polydactyl you’d be out of a job.”
heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit
That reminds me, I need to read this book
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36523935-can-i-pet-your-werewolf
“Professor! I have found a hobby! It’s killing humans!”
“Oh sweet god no, what have you done?!”
“Current status: continual failure of avatar self-preservation in World of Warcraft!”
Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.
…Is Jesus distracting the mermaids so the burglars can heist a hydroelectric dam?
"Use me to backstab somebody!”
“No. No knifeplay.”
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited