It’s also been shown to hallucinate whole parts of the doctor/nurse discussion and instructions

The only logical reason to put a pie in an open window is for it to be humorously stolen

Well you’re 💯 correct on what Trumps would do!

As an individual small business owner however, they could have gotten caught in the squeeze between contracts and tariffs.

Is the owner of the company purchasing a year’s worth in order to keep the price they charge down, or in order to raise prices in February when their customers expect it because of the new tariffs, and pocket the difference? While having avoided paying bonuses?

Apparently the Incels outnumbered the Beehive and Swifties put together!

See now, I like this even though her armor is dangerous. Because she’s clearly all grown up, fully clothed, empowered af, and sexy.

Yes I guess that’s true, and it doesn’t even help if he’d be chill about accepting a “no thanks,” because she can’t know that in advance, and so many guys aren’t. I guess there’s always the possibility of running into each other in a bar or similar situation where they could assume meeting someone might be a goal of being there. “Didn’t I meet you when we were both voting for Harris?” would be a change from the usual lines.

Seems to me that if you’re canny about your polite chitchat while standing in line, you could segue to “you wanna get a drink sometime?” after you both come out of the polling place.

Which leads me to remind the ladies, just because he was all supportive of women’s bodily autonomy in line, doesn’t mean you can be sure how he actually voted in the booth!

Do your work, there’s going to be a lot of back-and-forth and probably at least one legal challenge to work through before we have a final result so you won’t be missing anything

That’s a pickup truck.

(Or in some places we call them a “pick 'em up truck.”)

The Cyberwhatsis will never be a pickup vehicle because not only can’t it carry anything heavy, it also actively repels girls.

Oh, thank you, OP! I’ve already been telling spam callers they’re mountebanks and charlatans, now I’m going to add hornswogglers!

Two hits, no miss

I can understand your discomfort with “do you mind” type requests. It’s fitting that the full answer would have been, “It’s fine with me, but you’re not going to like it!”

When one is asked “do you mind…?” it’s perfectly correct in both grammar and politeness to avoid a simple yes or no and phrase your answer unambiguously. But sometimes it’s more fun to lean into the ambiguity with a firm “No.”

Trump LOVES Xi!

And the conservative agenda depends upon the control of women.

Oh c’mon, I just had the sudden urge to say “irregardless!” and decided not to resist it for once.

Irregardless!

Don’t use nose tissues as toilet paper!

They’re made stronger for sneezes, not designed to “dissolve.”

They’ll gunk up your pipes !

It goes off my screen, it it 2 googol?

Oh I forgot I already took out the porn

I still have

Cats, superb owls, various handicrafts, and of course all the political doom I can eat

No, Lemmy is better when you block all gaming, Linux, and anime

Illegal, or do you just have to go through the same process as any other name change?

Personally I ditched my problematic last name gladly, but my MIL kept hers