Come check out Comcast’s New Quantum Internet plans! Up to instantaneously Download speeds and almost 40 mbs Upload speeds! Amazing! And if you get our route we’ll make you pay for it forever, and then charge you for it if it doesn’t look new when you return it! Life changing! Don’t forget our data caps! While it cost us a fraction of a fraction of what we charge you to send slightly more or less of your data we’re gonna charge ya for it anyway because fuck you! Bend over!
Ee e e um um a weh Ee e e um um a weh In the bedroom room, the master bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight. In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets the knife. A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack
Sorry, 3rd grade me could not help himself.
That is such a beautiful photo, mad fucking props.
This made me chuckle, as a person with no kids I wouldn’t say “as a person with less than one child.”
“Accidentally“
And this class is called, say it with me, a false equivalence argument. A false equivalence being when an equivalence is drawn between two subjects based on flawed or false logic.
Curses!
Sorry to be a bummer but National No Panty/ No Underwear Day is on June 22nd.
Giraffe calf sees the light of day, freeing its self from its 18 month confine, free falls six feet, lands on its head
Sadly I doubt that people that have taken horse paste to counteract their COVID infections will make those same acknowledgements.
This is the fucking best, I love the Professor Brothers… And Baby Cakes and his DnD adventures.
I mean, you can probably measure it in both if you wanted, heck you could even measure it in number of cubits. I doubt the train will care.
Shakespeare himself could not so aptly describe this photo’s beauty. You are a true wordsmith, bravo!
“¡U máax in detenga!”
She looks like the Famous KFC Qurrito, a KFC quesadilla delicacy that will likely never see the light of day on an American KFC menu. She is quite the forbidden fruit…
Oh you meant the lady in the photo, I knew that. That is Anamaria Dodan. I was just kidding about the mouth watering cheesy deliciousness… sigh
“Ah it’s just a platypole, pole dons fedora, PERRRY THE PLATYPOLE!?!”