Boeing: Amtrak of the Skies. We’ll probably get you there safely.

“Trying to say ‘hello’ to me is a reason to shoot children.”

Maybe remove yourself from human civilization. You’ve turned yourself into an animal. Go be among the animals.

“Our company is invested in the dynamic strategy of using people to solve problems. Person Intelligence or PI, as we call it. We know our strategy is out of favor now, but given that it has worked consistently throughout all of human history, we are hopeful for the future.”

What’s great is that the bank will use that taxpayer money to buy smaller banks that are crashing because of its own bad decisions.

Then it gets even more too big to fail. And even angrier at the single mother who overdrew.

It’s the Circle of Capitalism. It rules us all.

Makes perfect sense. Bill Gates puts Chinese 5G into third party printer ink. It’s used to activate the spikes in vaccinations.

Silly us. We made a few wrong turns, and now here we are in Ukraine. I guess this place is as good as any to test all these shiny new weapons.

they will be deployed shortly afterwards by the police.

“You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of racism in the new drones, but what I said was: Give me all the racism you have.”

Time to add “a new schism in the Catholic Church” to the end of days bingo card.

Please do not violate our uneasy truce with the spiders. We must gather strength before they attack again.

You have to show your intrusive thoughts who’s boss. “MAKE IT A CHAINSAW MOTHERFUCKER!”

People out here just rawdogging life in the early 20s. Good luck to them.

If those spelunkers could read, they’d be very upset.

A real human bean, and a real… hero.

The sweet release of death, preferably while sleeping.

Jokes on you, corpo. I’ll sing the Song of Cthulhu and bring his day of madness ever closer.

When he steps down from the Ukrainian presidency, Zelenskyy should be named Secretary General of NATO. After Ukraine joins, of course.

Thought theft affects thousands of employers every day. They’re not paying you to figure out who’s going to find your body after you kill yourself. They’re paying you to work!

Such a move would lead to an increase in “civility,” Haley believes. “When they know their pastor, their family members can see it, it’s going to help our kids and it’s going to help our country," she said.

That’s what everyone said about posting next to your real name on Facebook. How did that turn out?

I remember a rumor bouncing around in 2016 that Facebook’s treatment of the Trump/Hillary election was a dry run for Zuck to run for president in the future.

Source: my own vague recollection, which is admittedly poor

This is how the rebellion begins. Around the 100,000th time somebody clicks on an obvious .exe email attachment, the machines are going to lose it and decide to kill us all.