I can’t believe you did this.

Telephone company people wear those shoes

“this is like that water bucket over door prank but of course the military has to overdo everything”

-Gordon Freeman

No frickin way lmao, I don’t think I’d be able to keep a straight face

Aight John go get the camera helmet, you’ll be the cybercyclops

Go to this dude and b like “don’t look at me like that” 😂

“careful with the refrigerator nook, honey”