"Kick out the methheads, we’re moving up to purely a crack den.
Next step? Opium parlor."
"Kick out the methheads, we’re moving up to purely a crack den.
Next step? Opium parlor."
Pigs are aware of how delicious they are.
The scarier thing is that pigs are aware of how delicious we are.
Oh, but it isn’t a fetish! It’s the command of God! They have to push out as many children as possible, because the Creator wishes for us to cover every inch of this planet, and they need a holy army to fight the demons Satan sends against us! And the women need to be pretty and subservient because Gods a man and He loves the good, pretty ladies.
(I have heard this bullshit so many fucking times, with so many reasons why this is their gods plan.)
“Let’s split up, gang! Shaggy, you’re with Scooby. Daphne and Velma. I’ll be in this corner, having a PTSD episode!”
“We’ll show them what a monopoly really means.”
She knows. She’s offended you dared betray her trust by letting it happen. This is your fault, as we all know cats can do no wrong(outside of causing extinctions in wildlife).
Building your own awning isn’t terribly difficult. Time consuming, but if you’re just looking for shade and aren’t terribly picky about aesthetic, you can make due with some wood, PVC piping, and fabric. Can even get fancy, set it up so you can roll it up around a pipe for storage/safety.
“Khajit has wares, if you have coin.”
Beach dates with Miller.
The Spa Incident.
“You’re pretty good”.
Outer Heaven be gay as hell.
There’s just a mild dissonance between that title(which is an awful thing, hopefully they all land on their feet after this), and the happy as fuck Disney Magic Kingdoms image.
You happy about this, Mickey? Does this please your cold corporate heart? They shoulda tied you to the anchor and left you for erased, you sick rat.
Etch some sigils in it, shove some candles on top, baby, you got a Hand of Glory burnin’!
An absolute classic, play it loud enough you’ll attract some wild Fallout fans.
Just make sure to have the right opening.
“I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!” is my go-to.
EDIT: Right song now.
Though if anyone wants to go listen to Ookla the Moks Stop Talking About Comic Books it’s a good one.
For anyone curious/looking to keep a copy just in case, GOG still has it listed and on sale for $3 US.
If you’ve never played it before, go. Now. Buy it on sale, hunt down an old physical copy, pirate it, just play it. There is a reason BG&E is so well loved, even today. It’s an absolute blast of a time.
ETA: Instead of just mentioning it, here’s the link.
This is how more studios need to treat their modders. Sure, not every mod needs to be folded in to the next release(Though come on, Bethesda. Helmets of Hammerfell is right there. Don’t let modders take the glory like they did with Shlongs of Skyrim!), but as a source of inspiration for what players may want.
It only takes one brain cell to survive.
I tried the local trailer parks after that.
Don’t.
And they said buying a Ragnok was pointless!
Who’s got Saddam in their forearm now, Jennifer? Huh?! WHO LOOKS THE FOOL NOW?!
HOLY SHIT, IT’S LIKE THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO THE SNES GAME!
For those who didn’t grow up with it, there were 5 titles released under “Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers” back in the day, with some consoles having a very different game. The big two I remember was a super solid side-scrolling beat-em-up for the SNES, and a fighting game on the Genesis.
If it exists, there’s going to be a “sexy” costume. This is just the standard.
If you want to see the bottom of the barrel in creativity, step into your local Halloween store, where everything will be reduced to “show tits”.