Monkeys don’t wear pants. Boom. Checkmate, Darwin

Define peaceful

“This single plain-text string of characters defines your entire identity in the eyes of the government, creditors, health care, everything. Good luck keep it safe!”

Intel agencies: Lol, k

Jet engines: Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

Boeing emphasizes the blowing part

But should the same courtesy and understanding be extended to the customer?

If it’s so carefully timed, why is it ok for them to mess up the timing? I’m a paying customer and I have shit to do, too. Maybe it’s not true in the case of doctors, but for other businesses, the only reason you’re able to have this business is because I’m here, paying money.

Finally someone with some fucking balls

Knead*

Clothes second*

Duh

Should of proof red it

That’s a good idea!

You half-ass the folding of your clothes and then throw them into a pile anyway?

But the pile now has to be sorted upon access, and depending on the query (such as trying to find matching socks), this will likely become wildly inefficient.

RedHat: The crusty asshole of the Linux world.

So if the states can’t uphold it, and the fed doesn’t uphold it, then it’s pointless anyway.

It’s possible that your friend is experiencing depression.

Oh good, this place will be perfect for my jaguar. His name is Nibbles.

No Such Agency surely has a…workaround…for gathering the data.

True, just not the rotaries ;)