You’ve not paid attention in the last 50 years as to what Republicans in general have done to the country whenever they’re in power. They are always the steps-backward party and anyone who votes them, support this country being chopped down of what democracy fabric that there was.
And you help support that.
The Onion does things because they know how to be funny and not be destructive.
The Republican Party and the insane MAGA cult, does things at the expense of others to only humor themselves.
Big difference.