Top lass. One of ours had a toe cut off in time and got a few more years out of it.

I reject your foundational assertion that this is a problem.

Basically how The Electric State and all those other mega-expensive straight-to-streaming nothing films happened.

£1 of morphine won’t last very long in this economy.

Media acting all surprised when “anti-Woke” means Hitler. That’s exactly what it means.

My mum used to have a lard jar that was a mix of concealed bacon fat and god knows what else. Not a fan.

Leave it, Babe. ‘E’s not worth it!

It’d make sense at protocol level. Otherwise, yeah, even bit-size database columns end up being stored as a word unless the engine compacts it.

Sure, go back to a time where you might have to fight for your life just for wearing the wrong t-shirt out of Blur and Oasis (Pulp btw).

I was terrified of these when I was little, but fortunately they’re not that common in Yorkshire. I made the decision to focus my worry on the Bermuda Triangle instead.

Why would I eat a guinea pig’s name?

And there’s me just thinking the joke was that it turned him into anime.

You can choose not to drive bleeding edge technology, but sadly you have no choice in whether to share the road with it.

The bit about alewives is. The hat thing is supposition.

Absolute snorkle.

Is this specifically relating to the difference between Victoria and Mississippi?

Victoria is that low cos they don’t fuck around when it comes to driving fines. The speed limit means limit, and they’re cracking down hard on drivers using phones.

Mine picks at the side of the mattress until I give in and swing my legs out, then she runs off to the food bowl to eat the biscuits that are always there overnight. She doesn’t even need me to do that!

Women in tall hats used to brew beer - which makes your penis feel bigger - in a cauldron at markets, but then men wanted to brew beer so they drove the women out and the image became part of the iconography of witchcraft.

Curious to see how he works nearly drowning his actors into this one.