I found your comment valuable. Recognizing AI is a skill we all need to practice.

When I see a horse I say moo because neigh is stupid and I figure they’re probably bilingual

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Choreography. I can’t follow other people’s motions to save my life.

How does one see it in person?

I volunteered at the polls on election day and ran over a cardinal on the way there. That’s when I knew we were cooked.

In 2020 there was a worldwide pagan ritual on Halloween (in which I participated) to bind Trump in order to prevent his election. Biden won. In 2024, there was no collective ritual and we know how that turned out. I don’t actually believe in magic, but at this point, I’m happy to hedge(witch) my bets.

You can do even better. Charlie Kirk said  “I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage”

Just tell them Kirk wouldn’t want you to feel empathy.

FYI, spoiler tags do not work across all platforms.

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You can tell this cat was in an accident and had to get the front hood replaced.

Ours is hot pink.

If I saw my SO with significantly longer hair, I would assume that either I misremembered how long it was, or that it just grows super fast for them.

Lady, I don’t give a shit about your theatrics, I only judge if you’re a lousy tipper.*

*in the US.

My dog posted this.

Which doctor?

That’s the trophy from Taskmaster

Given the body shape and stilettos, she’s probably sore too.

And those grams should be counted via how much a rubber duck weighs.

Iron repels fairy magic.