Exactly what I was thinking, at ATG all that happens is you get asked if you have any glass, they don’t even search you.

There was a place near where I used to live that did a wicked ghost pepper curry, when I lived there I ate it at least once a week because it was fucking delicious.

Yeah PHP’s parents never owned an emerald mine.

He’ll just be screeching “Dr Fauci” in a bird voice next. I hear that’s what passes for comedy on the right.

Ban facts that I don’t like. Then ban the ability to know that things can be banned. Problem solved. America, land of the free.

In the same way Screwfix direct don’t need to know my marital status to sell me tools (which is why they call me captain when I go) I don’t need to know what kind of genitals a baby has to celebrate the beginning of their life.

Acid? Nah, DMT maybe

Good luck getting a survey for the place of they can’t even get in.