I don’t do that shit but if it’s £37.70 a gram I think you’re being ripped off. Or is that just what the folks working at sky news pay?

Oh his parents absolutely knew

“Jilling off” I’m dead

Serious answer: Anyone who identifies as one.

I literally can’t pin it down more than that as there are exceptions to every rule. Same goes for a man.

Stick with tomato food lads

Ran out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?

“probably underpaid and overworked worker makes spelling mistake” another amazing article from the BBC

I didn’t know the BBC was reporting on conversations in Facebook groups now. Hard-hitting journalism as always.

I hope he’s got people on this who he likes and isn’t going to fuck with his art, Alan really doesn’t like that.

So the IAU are a bunch of gatekeepers? Fuck them and their traditions. Moony McMoonface it is.

Wait, we can just do that?

Hey Elon…

Exactly what I was thinking, at ATG all that happens is you get asked if you have any glass, they don’t even search you.

There was a place near where I used to live that did a wicked ghost pepper curry, when I lived there I ate it at least once a week because it was fucking delicious.

Yeah PHP’s parents never owned an emerald mine.

He’ll just be screeching “Dr Fauci” in a bird voice next. I hear that’s what passes for comedy on the right.

Ban facts that I don’t like. Then ban the ability to know that things can be banned. Problem solved. America, land of the free.

In the same way Screwfix direct don’t need to know my marital status to sell me tools (which is why they call me captain when I go) I don’t need to know what kind of genitals a baby has to celebrate the beginning of their life.

Acid? Nah, DMT maybe

Good luck getting a survey for the place of they can’t even get in.