Yeah I’ve never had one break

Did you use Charmin?

Keep it in a mug by the sink

Every time the mug fills up, dump it into a pot of very hot water, give it a stir, pour it into a mason jar, seal it tightly, and put it in the fridge upside down.

When it’s cold, dump out the water, scrape the thin top layer of crap off, and voila, you have perfectly usable high smoke point salted lard for frying.

If you fry fresh pork belly, save that fat separately, do the same thing, and you have pure lard.

Republicans will buy stock in airlines then sink the Titanic, but first make sure their donors’ rooms are located right next to the life boats. Democrats will make arrangements so that the band plays your favorite song while it sinks.

Testosterone?

Mine went away almost entirely when I switched from mouse to rollerball, but I do still get something similarly unpleasant when I play PS4 for too long

If his ancestors were Irish and were forced to Australia in the 1850s due to the famine, for example, the comment makes sense

I destroyed online MW2 for endless hours back in the day but now I can get about an hour of AC Odyssey in before my thumbs go numb and start to hurt from carpal tunnel. I might have to go back to PC gaming

That’s pretty good

Carpal tunnel is a bitch

Exactly, picked up RDR2, AC Odyssey and Bloodborne for about $45 recently. This constant pressure to move people toward a subscription model only works if there’s trust. Too much bullshit = shrinking sales

Right but OP is caught in a groundhog day situation and this time they wanted to see what would happen if they posted the Keurig mishap on Lemmy

getting all misty over here

Alas, sir knight…

And robust incentives for the good guys to keep a step or two ahead of the jerks

Wait till you can have your pacemaker play the Netflix sound for 10% off the family plan

Maybe they’re all too busy basking in the warm glow of hell… Nah

Yes

That’s why, every once in a while, one should drop in to see what condition their condition is in.

Clean the toilets with bread flour