Other than it being closed garden that isn’t indexable on the web

“Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?”

Chicken Grease Salt

Wait til you find out who taught America the word “soccer”.

South of the Mason-Dixon Line includes almost half of your own state of Illinois, and multiple other states that remained loyal to the union.

Did you perhaps mean to refer to the 36°30′ parallel that was used in the Missouri Compromise?

Personally I’m more worried about the 3% of Iowa who doesn’t consider itself the Midwest.