Daddy would like some sausage

Liberty Mutual’s commercials are utter non-sense, no plot, not funny.

Please make them stop the slop.

Post to Lemmy as an update jk

Alright alright alright

I’m thankful for your thanksgiving posts. 🦃

Looks like a good branch manager to me.

This is the only reasonable answer.

Dear god my heart hurts looking at this.

Name checks out

What a cutie!!

What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s

Name checks out ^

Glad you wrote who the lady is. I had no idea. This almost whooshed over my head.

Name checks out

First thing that came up when I searched Chernobyl was about these blue dogs.

Turns out they’re playing in Porta potties haha poor poopoo pups. Humans still have a lasting mark.

Very sharp 😉

Can’t we all get oolong?!

You’re grinding away with these dad jokes. Great job mate!

Gotta be fresh