No need for nuclear war. Looks like Captain Trips is being brewed in the US bird/cattle/human populations at the moment. M-O-O-N spells pandemic.

ADHD. Turns out I was self medicating this whole time.

Ummm… the Israeli plan is the forced relocation of Palestinians?

Their big plan to avoid war crimes is to commit a Crime Against Humanity instead.

Wut?

To the people talking of guillotines and woodchippers, I think what you’re really looking for is the Brazen Bull of Phalaris. So appropriate on so many levels.