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If we are using ghost peppers to figure out a way to communicate, we can probably save some time and just interpret whatever response they give as “please kill me, you sadistic assholes” and land pretty close
Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was “you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.”
Fucking magnets
Ah, cantaloupe – the “packing peanuts” of any fruit salad
If you’ve been buying the tiny black round ones that come in a grinder, you may want to try the big red ones in the produce section
The dramatic tension would be better if we reverse them
Yeah, like Kissin… whisper sounds oh wait never mind carry on
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Might need to add a few more points to the list if there’s only one lug nut on that single right wheel
This. So often, folks feel too busy for even the easiest safety steps that keep everywait who are these people in my car it was empty a second ago
PowerGloveSoBad’s Mom: PowerGloveSoBad? It’s Mom. I was talking to Aunt Kathy and she said you charged her $50 to move that stuff in her attic. Call me back or I’m coming over.
Invisibility. Ever been the only person in a friend group who owns a truck?
“Oh, I guess the family and I will need to book some expensive flight tickets… unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just give us a ride”
“Oh, I guess my administration will need to invest billions in foreign aid… unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just carry all the boxes”
This recommendation gets passed around a lot online, but usually doesn’t include the reason why it works so well. From a scientific standpoint, it’s because cats movement works off of 5G, which is reflected by heavy gauge tinfoil when the shiny side is facing out. It’s not surprising that sites mostly controlled by the government don’t want that information distributed.
STEP THREE: They are altering the deal.
STEP FOUR: Pray they don’t alter it any further.
Lotta smug people in here having a laugh at the obvious satire, but from a technical standpoint this can be a real problem.
Happened to me this AM – had to eat cold bread after it untoasted itself, then get back in bed before my alarm clock unrung. I had stuff to do today
I’m sorry, but the committee will have to deduct a “self-awareness” penalty from your “excuse-making” bonus. Please feel free to alternate between lashing out and apologizing in the space below:
I’m thinking more along the lines of Slow and Courteous: 10-and-2 Grip
Station is just a decoy – they wirelessly scanned you and all your contacts the minute you bought the tickets
Jesus, they all look so terrified