Shut up and get in your grave.

Wow, you really let loose!

So dapper!

Have you tried the zoomies, it will warm you right up!

Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man= every girl’s crazy about his shotgun hair.

Yes, there is such a thing as a vaginal prolapse but… That thing is really hooked in there! And no I am not Dwight.

If I pick up something that is too heavy my uterus will fall out.

You could skitter around the office.

When the student is ready the teacher appears.

The rapture

That little nose gets me every time I see it.

I have some Command strips jewelry knobs that I have attached to the top of my cabinet so when I slide my tall sheets in they catch on the knobs and stand up. The shorter sheets kind of rest on the tall ones.