Pinto beans

Were you stung as a child?

So every student becomes Student What’s Their Nuts

Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?

Link to the video?

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe

About to die, reflexively hits quicksave:

“Fuck!”

… Ouch

Ah ok, I think that’s actually a different one. This is the one I’m thinking of:

https://youtu.be/dklA4-ACN4k

It might be the same one in the original Sim City. Definitely seared into my brain, and I hear it in shows, too

Must be wunderbar

Did you just take both pills?!

Turd bird

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Kennedys

It’s tough, kid, but it’s life

Man this is good

I started reading it because I saw it in The Last Of Us S2. Pretty good so far

I always felt this should be the rubric for how long to have your turn signal on, too. Then it scales with speed!

Sweet dreams are made of deez