Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?

Link to the video?

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe

About to die, reflexively hits quicksave:

“Fuck!”

… Ouch

Ah ok, I think that’s actually a different one. This is the one I’m thinking of:

https://youtu.be/dklA4-ACN4k

It might be the same one in the original Sim City. Definitely seared into my brain, and I hear it in shows, too

Must be wunderbar

Did you just take both pills?!

Turd bird

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Kennedys

It’s tough, kid, but it’s life

Man this is good

I started reading it because I saw it in The Last Of Us S2. Pretty good so far

I always felt this should be the rubric for how long to have your turn signal on, too. Then it scales with speed!

Sweet dreams are made of deez

Into Thin Air. I think they made a movie, but I read the book.

Aeiou aeiou aeiou

Awesome. Hopefully in the new version you can actually use folders in the app