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Are you complimenting or complaining? Hard to tell.

Thank you. OP just wants /r points. lol. We give lots of points here. THis is the place where the points don’t matter and nobody wins anything.

Hi there. IRL lived in Taiwan and Vietnam, totalling 13 years. It can and often does get up to 103/4F in absolute humidity (the max that is possible without it being a swimming pool). I know, I know, anecdotal etc etc.

Also authentic Napelese (sp?) pizza doesn’t taste like you are eating an entire loaf of bread with tomato sauce on top. And none of that gooey cheese dripping grease all over.

Same. When I was young, I would RAGE if a pea so much as whispered to the mashed potatoes next to it. Now I reflect that I have bigger problems than this and don’t stress about it. Medication also helps. Somewhat.

I mean…yeah? I also take my hand and swipe across my face, flinging the sandwich across the table and into the lap of whoever is sitting to my left but that is a “their problem” and not a “me problem”. To move the carriage to the next line.

You know what’s beautiful? I say one thing and do the other. I am a total hypocrite. (At home, I will literally put all of the entree I spend HOURS in the kitchen into a bowl, mix it up, and eat it in front of the TV like a toddler. )

“Mooooommmm, Dad’s nose is bleeding again!” “What did he do this time?” “Remember when he snorted a line of 21 Seasonings spices on a dare? Well…”

I am not into the foreign food being an American. The potstickers are an excellent suggestion though. But the carbonated water? Sounds Italian. Or Swiss. One of those foreign countries.

The trick is you have to keep blowing warm air on the pizza until it warms up enough. You know, for the cheese to not cut your mouth like glass shards. Like my grammie’s pizza used to do. She’s legit from the old country. Rome. Oklahoma.

Wait. Hold on. Are you telling me THAT one isn’t true?

One morning I was playing and realized I had about 100 hours played according to my save files. 12% complete. So I am like WTF. Until I checked my inventory. Man, some of that fish has got to have gone bad, right? Been in that sack for weeks.

…leans over They all sound the same.

I didnt want to upvote you. I really didnt. But my parents raised me better. I am upvoting because its good optics in the neighorhood.

And you know what? I’ve been told I am a total moron.

Seriously? I’ve always been afraid of the English. They colonized America before, you know. Luckily we fought them back. Now they are infiltrating our media: Margot Robbie, Liam Hemsworth, that weird donkey that stands on two legs and kicks the snot out of fools.

I might even go for “It’s all poop.”

Godammit. Take my blue arrow.

He’s clearly not driving his plane at 600mph. And there isn’t a tornado in the picture so the selfie stick and the hay are fine up there. It’s real. Bigfoot, not real. 9/11, real. Vampires, not real. Pokemon, real.

I have a very voluminous grasp of reality, my friend. As you can see, those are NOT clouds, it is fog. And the plane is clearly cruising super slow (the clouds arent moving in the picture) allowing a hotshot pilot to roll down the windows–like in a car or a bicycle I bought off Wish–and that is why elements in the picture can happen in real physics. I am with @Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world :

it is a real picture.