It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, and amid revolution and resurrection, two cities bore witness to sacrifice as Sydney Carton, seeking redemption, found “a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”

Imagine how much time we could save if we got an AI summary of the Cliffs Notes.

No thanks. I’d rather feed a robot and have it vomit into my mouth.

screenshots it on lemmy and posts it on IG

That cat’s grammar and spelling were terrible, and it was hilarious.

This is the low-hanginng fruit I came here to upvote, if not post myself had I been faster.

Plot twist: it’s tea made with the pour-over method, using extra tea leaves to keep the flavor strong. This croc is downing 200mg of caffeine in one go.

I don’t know that we should be caffeinating crocodillians.

Just because they didn’t have modern technology doesn’t mean they didn’t have any technology. They could have used Skype for videoconferencing.

It’s important to keep cleaning fish like Wrasse out of bathrooms so as not to attract sharks.

Yeah, that’s what I was trying to express. Taco Bell is vaguely Spanish, but doesn’t have anything to do with Spain (or Mexico, for that matter).

It would be like an O’Brien’s restaurant that primarily sells sushi.

Still, that’s really cool! There’s something particularly funny about a McDonald’s in Scotland. It feels like a Taco Bell in Spain.

Just dropping back in to say you were right. I saw that Mamdani won the primary. Fingers crossed that this goes all the way.

Not me. I only post shit shitposts so no matter why people hate it, they’re right.

I have to know where this is. What resources do you require to find it?

Love your imagination. Tell me what the McDonald’s employees are doing to the customer’s arms.

Al-Beefda

We transitioned from the war on crime to the war on terrorism.

I don’t like the sound of that. Can we call it a “freedom launcher?”

Respectfully, I must disagree. I feel like children need a place where they can be free to unwind after their 16-hour factory shifts and maybe grab a beer.

Dystopian? The flag that waved over this?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/10/28/fact-check-9-things-women-couldnt-do-1971-mostly-right/3677101001/