At least the next Superbowl halftime show is going to be interesting:

Perfection

I’m too busy trying to figure out who’s leaving these notes in my apartment.

Plot twist: He spared much expense.

That you, boss?

Can I use this as my new signature?

Thanks for sharing that. It helped me imagine a delightfully absurd little slice-of-life event I’ll probably never experience.

Speak for yourself.

Because it’s unsafe AT work?

But think of how much of the savings you can pass on to the investors!

How else would you do it?

GREAT show. <‐HIMYM reference

“Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out the corn.”

You don’t hang out in the attic at house parties?

Upvote for housemeat reference.

I wonder if he knew from not listening to his Dad.

Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be.