KeriKitty (They(/It))

Aaahhh, this is horrifying! You’ve ruined my breakfast 🙀

Mew from Pawb, fellow furfriend ö/ :3

Did startup Flow Computing just make CPUs 100x faster?

No.

Versus how many fatal man attacks? Not even gonna look it up 🤷

Dunno how this is conclusiv- ohhhh right, confirmation bias. Forgot about that. grumbles noisily

Did you enjoy humans spouting bullshit faster than humans can debunk it? Well, brace for impact because here comes machine-generated bullshit! Wooooeee’refucked! 🥳

[Sarcasm] See, they really do care about us! They care so much they’re unhiring everyone whose job it was to pretend they care about us! Twitch is a great company and not an evil ball of shit! I respect Amazon and its owned companies and subsidiaries and whatnot because I know they respect me!

Can ah git me some high fructose corn syrup wit dis?

No, but you can have double or triple salt.*

*Base sodium content is 480% of recommended daily value based on a 6667-calorie diet

“It’s not my code” “It is now!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymtNMrL3yF0

“Makes Me Feel Better” :3

Oh hey, I heard the funding for that dried up. … Because I went looking for ways to not spend $50/mo for a working phone while I’m sleeping in somebody’s closet and have no income 🙃 Happen to know people who don’t even have the closet, but I’m sure they don’t need phone service either.

[Maximum Sarcasm] I’m sure the money’s going somewhere more important, though.

Hey, how many gig workers are barely scraping by and need programs like this or everybody’s Uber Eats orders are gonna uber eat dirt? Just a thought. Maybe taking a little care of the people at the bottom who prop up everything else is kinda asinine to not do. Grr, I say.

I can’t even finish reading the list, it’s just enraging me from the beginning.

B often except I have neither basement nor book so I just skip those parts.

Thanks, though something keeps keeping me from Factor 🤔 Maybe I’ll have to just try it some time, if I get a chance. CodeWars katas should be a good option for that. Hopefully they’re not all those horrid mathsy ones like Forth has! v.v

Stack-based funs! Forth, min, Cat, something like that :3

Which isn’t to say that I think they should necessarily take over for C or Kotlin or Lua or anything at all, just I think they’re kinda neat and like to see more neat things around. Also please someone Forthify some CodeWars katas or otherwise bring us Forth enjoyers some fresh ones 😅

Why?

I don’t hate you, I just hate your one-indexed table-shaped horror language ;P

But actually would anyone really hate someone for liking Lua? I hope not. That’s weird, even as someone who finds the language kinda obnoxious. Maybe I’m reading too much into the “hate” part and it wasn’t meant so severely 😅

Kinda funny lil “Hey, wait a minute 🤔” bit there.

Also I watch Disco now. Please be proud of me 🥺

And kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass?

[Very sarcasm] We can just burn more coal or just huck poor people into furnaces or something! Wait no, give them cars! Coal rollin’ cars!!! Why are we even pretending that racing toward extinction isn’t our goal? Embrace doom! Down with humanity! Up with constant fucking around with no regard for costs or consequences!

May I please have some painkillers before being tossed into the furnace, though :-\ Or maybe just like, toss some naproxen in after me I guess?

I just had to uproot and move several states away with my life in a luggage and a backpack <.< No fitting the monitors in there :(

Still got my glowy keebs though ;P