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“I don’t understand, if you don’t want crushed orphans, just don’t toss them in the orphan crushing machine”
Well maybe they shouldn’t have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.
“we’re not doing illegal, and no you can’t check.”
-People doing illegal things
Imagine trying to justify thousands of murdered children because some people decided to attack a festival.
An attack, I might add, the government had been informed of and bafflingly did the opposite of adding protection to heavy traffic areas…
The petco groomer decided to shave my dogs’ entire ass because he “didn’t want to brush out butt tangles today”, his exact words when we went to collect our dog.
He’s a great Pyrenees Collie mix.
His hair went from long and silky with an undercoat, to frizzy, thick, unmanageable mess that has to be brushed twice a day to prevent mats.
Congrats bitch, now my dog will never have his hair be normal again because you didn’t want to do your job right.
Pledges are worth whatever paper they’re printed on.
Government pledges are worth the toilet paper you print it on.
Do it or shut the fuck up.
Hey they can have my old GPU if they give me a new blank laptop.
I’ve always wanted to try linux
Use whatever wood bits that are left to fashion a few stakes and do what stakes do to the people who cut them down.
Absolutely 100%. It all fits, and all the crazy stuff about lips and eyes removed are easily explained by animals picking at dead bodies.
… But it was totes a bio weapons test conducted by aliens from the future.
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Birb
Tweety
Birdy mcbirdface
Birdemic
Blue tits
Yeah this’ll go well
Slow and Curteous: Tokyo Grip
Someone more clever than me can make a joke with that, I was picturing some kind of super polite tire salesman who primarily deals in snow tires.
Don’t be polite: be predictable.
Don’t wave that other person through the intersection when it’s your turn, it just creates confusion. Go through like you are supposed to.
Don’t slow down to let the yeilding traffic in. They are supposed to YEILD TO YOU.
I’ve seen a carbon fiber fork withstand the weight of a car (equivalent, not an actual full size car)
I’ve also seen a carbon fiber rear triangle fold from bumping into a rock at an almost-standstill.
Gotta say, I like the idea of a titanium bike.
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