Groom of the stool

I don’t fucking know. But I know what I was like at 16. I was an idiot and so were all of my classmates.

| For the life of me, I cannot fathom what a 30+ year old man could see in a 16/17 year old girl

Himself, likely.

But, I’ll hastily agree with you, 16 year olds are dumb as fuck and even more boring. I’m just not that into Roblox and TikTok.

Is it normal for people to set up surveillance cameras in their own home? Are break-ins that common? I just assume no-one will bother with my shitty flat.

He also fits into 5 black bin bags.

“homework”

Are you high or just a moron?

Russia has a nasty habit of attacking smaller countries to feed their imperialist ambitions and hiding behind their nukes whenever anyone says anything. It’s better to risk a nuclear exchange to bloody their noses and teach them some manners, than let them continue their crap.

Fuck evil Dobby.

Nothing. I’m a cat person. I don’t have a pathological need to control an animal and force it to do my bidding.

cats are needy?

Cats: goes out, eats a mouse, takes a shit under a bush, and comes home to take a nap on the sofa.

Dogs: grabs leash and whines pitifully at you. “Please can you take me out, master? So I can piss on the neighbours mailbox, bark psychotically at random shit and take a massive stinking shit on the pavement which you have to pick up and put in a fucking to-go bag?”

Dog owners would own slaves if it were legal.