All fun and games until a piece of space junk knocks into the satellite and you accidentally cut through the Dutch sea wall.

That is in all likelihood a product of urbanisation. As people move from the countryside into the cities it’s no longer practical to operate the smaller stations.

No he is 100% a criminal.

I’ll let you know as soon as I do.

Lol her classmates were going to the shopping centre alone before that. Norway is different.

My kid took the bus to the other side of town by herself when she was 9.

I mean everything is approximately to scale i guess, but the further east or west you get from Europe/Africa the more bent things get. Including the area that 75% of the worlds population live.

Ok come up with something that’s better and just as practical.

At folk fra Skandinavia pleie å dekke alt med ketchup selv om det ikke passer i det hele tatt.

I find I need both ADHD meds and a quad espresso or two to be even borderline functional.

Of course he is.

Are you drinking 0 caffeine coke because you have a life threatening heart condition or because you’re a child?

I don’t think she’s Scandinavian.

Shocker!

😂

Because you can’t get a girlfriend, or because this is your dad?

Work from home. You know, naked from the waist down during zoom meetings, etc.

Work from home, buy less stuff, eat less meat, and most importantly throw all billionaires feet first into a wood chipper.

The problem is real. the past few years it’s been raining as much as snowing during polar night in northern Norway.

Yeah, totally. But, If you want to do it right then all the previous cut scenes should be formative events in your relationship. So they wouldn’t be the same for everyone.

If we want to eat today, then me. She’s a good cook but very slow. I used to work in restaurants so my chopping speed is orders of magnitude faster than hers.