A bed of nails can work wonders with sciatica

Your cat is so very pleasingly cat shaped

I work in multinational company and I can say ‘thank you’ in 6-7 languages. I say abrigado to a Polish guy and spasibo to the Italian just for fun

Yep

Bonnie

Not in the off licences, no. The one by my house is quite large and well stocked so I do most of my grocery shopping there. They have two tills and usually only one is manned. Only if the queue starts twisting between the shelves, someone temporarily fills the second till. I’ve ushered people to pay before me many times.

Pain causes pupils to dilate, so slip a thumb tack in your shoe, establish eye contact and lean on it. Boom, heightened pulse, dilated pupils. Also works to cheat the lie detector.

Doc Martens got sold and moved the production to Asia. The dip in quality is very noticeable.

The people who used to produce Doc Martens now work for the company called Solovair. I haven’t tried their stuff butt apparently they’re as good as Doc Martens used to be.

There’s a pub 0.3 miles from the bus stop. I suppose better than to name the stop “Nisa local” or “shopnumber5”.

Just googled quickly out of interest. There’s 14 pubs called Bird in Hand within 30 miles from my location, plus 2 restaurants and one bus stop with the same name.

https://images.app.goo.gl/u597gVDizYb4eCW19 I think the OP means something like this

UK, London

Echolalia?

My friend uses three separate alarms because the smartphones let you do this. For her they are not just wake up alarms but also the key points of the morning- first one: you have 10 minutes to get out of bed. Second one: make the cuppa and get to the shower. Third one: now the work related messages and calls may start.

I don’t, mind filling me in?

Dorstone Ashed seems similar in UK, a fine choice indeed