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What happens when you squeeze an orange?
It shits it’s diaper!

Oh yah, sure, ya betcha! That sure feels marvy.

Duck lips are so disgusting. I just want to shake a bottle of Benadryl at them and ask if they are having an allergic reaction or something.
“Did you get stung by a bee? You might want to see a doctor about that.”
Plastic surgery is intended to make you look beautiful, not ugly. Are we in opposite world???

Sounds like a class action lawsuit waiting to happen.
Imagine that you pay for an ad free streaming service through your roku, like HBO for example. And now you have ads streaming over it?
People will sue for a way to disable it over ad free paid content.
Also, this will lead to way more pirating. People are sick of advertisements.

The specific issue with this person is, hair color does not match mustache. And he is one of those people where facial hair looks bad on him.
Way too many men (and some women) think they can get away with facial hair, they can’t. Not every person can rock every trend, it’s why we are individuals.
I HATE facial hair on 99% of men. It’s always scraggly, sparse, not well maintained or cut into some weird ZZ Top or flat bottomed Groomsman hipster look from the 1860’s.
And I am always shocked when a really hot dude hides his face behind a beard that makes him look like he was stranded on a deserted island for 10 years. Why would you hide that face???
Same goes for hot bods, can your clothes get anymore unflattering?? Why even go to the gym.
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Oh crap, now what am I going to have for lunches.

Dildo.

“to worship god”???
Is it Priapus? Is it?
Please tell me it is, because that is a very BIG deal.
I’m in!!!

They have no idea what’s in that book.

Install a Linux Distro. Connect to external monitor, plug power into wall.
Use it for a dedicated torrenting machine or use it as a test machine for whatever you like. If you kill it, whatever.
Otherwise I would just take that SSD out and recycle the machine.

LOL the cereal on the fridge “Honey Comb”. The irony!

I use my “smart” tv as a monitor to stream. It has never connected to the internet and it does not pester me.

Agreed!

It’s always nice to read good news.

Not for a dumb tv but I own a newer Vizio. I actually use it as a huge desktop monitor through HDMI. The actual tv itself has never been connected to the internet. You could connect a streaming stick (roku, amazon, google) if you wanted to. I stream everything from the net. Vizio has a horrible “free” streaming tv service that tracks you. But you can still use the actual tv in other ways if you don’t connect it to the net. It will act as a dumb tv.
Until we have a federal privacy law that allows us to opt out of being tracked on every device, you have to “work around” the problems.

Lots of truth in that piece.

Reminder: He lost a fucking casino! He’s stupid and poor.

I remember that movie. The ending was so romantic.

I highly recommend The Try Channel, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCabq3No3wXbs6Ut-Pux6SzA/videos
They mostly “try” food but do a few other things as well. They are very funny. I watch this for the laughs and do learn things about the foods.
I really wish they were on Mastodon or Kbin.

Soy milk is a powerhouse of nutrition. I prefer ones that are unsweetened, or lightly sweetened and fortified to ramp it up.
And NO, you will not grow tits from Soy.
If that were true, no one would have silicone implants and we would have soy factories in every state.

It’s not really cheap. They sell a 52 oz carton, and normal Half Gallon cartons are 64 oz. You are getting 1.5 cups less for your money.