Somebody actually woke up one morning & thought, “Man, I know everyone’s convinced Dolly’s such a great person… how can I quickly cement that idea even further publicly & make myself look like an even bigger douche at the exact same time?!”

“Gotcha bitch!”

Well, if there’s one good thing to say about proud Nazis & their political parties, it’s that they so clearly self-identify so the rest of us can know what pieces of fetid ratshit they really are.

And that takes balls

Oh god dammit, I just spent the time & effort to look Scotland to Turkey on Google Maps (to make sure before I talked shit) and I was all ready… then I saw which sub this is in.

Mamma’s quite… handsome

Do you shower fully clothed too?

Man, I know the people of this generation are bigger from GMO’s & steroids in our food, but the milk must have been pretty chock-full of something beneficial in the 50’s too!

This is either half-ass AI or over-airbrushed… either way, nope.

Is nobody going to address the appendage connecting (or at least touching) the two of them?

Not disagreeing; my statement was about MTG being the Queen of the Schmucks, not comparing her to Liz or any current monarchs

It’s like the Queen looking down upon her subjects with disgust.

Let them eat gespacho (police)

Except Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.

Edit: Panera also has far less sweaty-palmed, Father Feelgood kiddie-diddling accusations as well.